Wednesday, August 26, 2015

bullied at school

Eᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ REYNAD, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴋɪᴅs ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ “ʜᴇ ɪsɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ” ᴏʀ “ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪs ᴀ REYNAD”. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ. ɪ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴏɴ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀɴ PJsalt ʙᴏᴍʙ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ REYNAD. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʟᴏɴɢ

Monday, August 17, 2015

How a redditor apologizes on the internet

Dear Kripp, I am a redditor. I wanted to say I'm sorry for harassing you. The truth is that I did those things because I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of your ability to win games at rank 18 and of your legend cardback.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

90 games of Sand King for our king

My name is Omar from Saudi Arabia, a Dota 2 player and a tournament organizer who has just received the sad news about our king's death. I am very sad at the moment, I doubt that you know how I feel, It is just really really sad. I was 12 when King Abdullah reigned. I am 23 now and can't help myself getting emotional over this. All TV stations are airing holy scripts from the Quran, everything is quite outside and the country in mourning. I play Dota 2 a lot, and I decided to play Sand King for the next 90 games, in his memory.

Monday, January 12, 2015

EternalEnvy, I will protect C9 and punch arise really hard.

EE. I will be your bodygaurd at any major lan you attend. In fact I will protect all of C9. Seriously. I am a former pro fighter(undefeated) and I will happily punch Arise really hard for you. I just require transportation and Dota coaching.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Hey RTZ I am trying to learn doto

HEY RTZ, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO  PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX  BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THEY MISS ME LIKE EG  MISS YOU 70% OF THE TIME, OR PERMANET INVISIBILITY SO I COULD DISAPPEAR  LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM EG