Krip chat needs to be stopped

Eddy Pasterino here. Your chat seems to have a bad case of 'Krip Chat'. This needs to be stopped before the 'Dong-Squad' takes over and 'Raises Their Dongs'. You can '420-Quick-Scope' them by turning on Slow-Mode, forcing them to 'Lower Their Dongers'. No 'Copy Pastarino' Please!