please Russia, spare arteezy

Gosh, I hope Russia doesn't invade Canada.  What if the Canadian Army isn't able to mobilize both of their tanks in time to save Arteezy's house? What if his PC is lost in the war? Then what? I'll tell you what, he'll have to rely on his dreamcast to play video games until he gets another pc.  So please, if you run into Putin in a pub, please don't flame him, and maybe we'll make the dota community a better place, while ensuring Arteezy's dominance as #1 NA