Please, ZFG, quit speedrunning

 Hello ZFG. I’m from the future. A dreadful future where speedrunners are kept in cages, being forced to speedrun for the entertainment of others. All of this happened because of you. In a few months you will get a 4:20:00 OoT 100%. The chats response will be so overwhelming that the servers explode. Millions of lives are lost. I managed to escape from my cage and set out on a mission to stop this madness. When I pulled my sword out of Zeldo’s ass I travelled back in time. Please, ZFG, quit this category while you still can.