You used to be awesome.

What's going on zfg? You used to be awesome, now you're just a washed up embarrassment to the speedrunning community. The run has only been going on for an hour, and you're already 7 minutes behind. You keep missing even the easiest tricks and you can't even play the songs correctly. You constantly miss skulltullas and heart pieces, and at this rate even Runnerguy could beat you in a race. Step up your game zfg, or you'll end up homeless and forgotten.