Everyone dies

EE stared emptily into his screen, quietly observing the 1/5 Faceless and 2/6 Tusk. The game is so far gone, the two pubs start arguing about who has a better life outside ofdota. As they argue, a power surges through EE-Kami, and while his favorite sad final fantasy piano theme plays, he writes "let's be honest, stop comparing dick sizes, truth be told I'M the biggest loser on this team, now let's WIN boys." A light shines on the two players, their bodies illuminated. They experience ego-death, feeling EE's godly presence surrounding their bodies. Hand in hand, they rush forward, supporting each other, and outplaying the enemy. Biblethumps pour out of chat like water from stream. A cumback is happening. A tear forms in everyones eyes as EE wins, proclaiming "what a terrible ass game, we should all kill ourselves."