The D.P.A.B.C.

 つ◕ل͜◕)つ Hello, is this one Mr. Michael Skorn, AKA Alkaizer? My name is Pepper Rohni. I'm with the D.P.A.B.C - Dutch Parents Against Booger Consumption. We're trying to shine more light on what we believe is a very serious problem with the Dutch youth of today. Having dealt with a Dutch guy on Twitch that partake in such behavior, we would love it if you could help us out. Contact us on this number: k5dj46 - And for the love of hexing pants, no copypastarino つ◕ل͜◕)つ