I thought he had aids.

 People need to seriously lay off Kripp and his personal life. Listen, I met Kripp 4 years ago on Craigslist Casual Encounters for Toronto. I had no idea who he was. He *** me in the *** and gave me a reach-around. He was so skinny, I thought he had AIDS at the time, so I made sure he wore protection. I'm not into bug-catching, after all.