That's not my name

Some people say to me, "Fred", they say "Fred, why do you watch that Arthur guy, what's so special about him, it looks like all he does is die and make his team lose.  He never makes any funny jokes, his taste in music is quite frankly criminal, and even when he does stream with a webcam, he looks like the illegitimate child of Paula Deen and Abraham Lincoln.  What makes you keep going back to that stream?"  And you know what I say back to them?  Well, I usually say "My name's not Fred, mang."