Tropic of Cancer attacks Twitch (this is actually a really popular book)

O Tania, where now is that warm *** of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your ***, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a ***. I shoot *** bolts into you, Tania, I make your *** incandescent.

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O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent.

 

Madlibs Donald Duck!

Tossing her **** to the carpet, Donald Duck looked down at Daisy Duck's beautiful body. She had a nice breast size, not the biggest, but not the smallest either. Her feathers were brilliant white and her whole body looked nice to snuggle up against. Donald feeling turned on by Daisy's gesture, licked his lips and bent down. His tongue lashed out on to Daisy's ****, making long strokes up and down.  Feeling that the **** had gone out of his ***, Donald Duck put both of his *** hands around his **** and **** to **** himself.

Rania the succubus

ＨＥＹ ＫＲＩＰＰ ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＭＥ， ＹＯＵＲ ***， ＤＯＮＧＡＲＲＩＡＮ．．． ＲＡＮＩＡ ＩＳ Ａ ＳＵＣＣＵＢＵＳ ＡＮＤ ＳＬＯＷＬＹ ＤＲＡＩＮＩＮＧ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＥ ＨＡＲＤＣＯＲＥ ＯＵＴ ＯＦ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＯＤＹ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＭＥ． Ｉ ＡＭ ＳＯＲＲＹ． ＰＬＥＡＳＥ ＳＡＶＥ ＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ

How big can it get

Hello Reynad, I am a 45 year old Indian Immigrant worker from the Phillipines. I heard you can elaborate on how big a **** can get. Word on the street is that it is 8.5 inches from the base. If you'd like to show me via email, please send pics to me so I can verify. Please no copy and Pasterino.

i think he's cool

Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your ***inglong hair. well guess what you * of *. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good. im better than any lcs player. come 1v1 if your not scare

Titters is the cutest teddy bear

Ｗｈｅｎ Ｌｅａ ｓｐｉｎ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏｅｓ ｔｏ ｍｙ ****． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ａｍ ｏｎｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａ， ａｎｄ *** ａｌｍｏｓｔ ｉｎｓｔａｎｔｌｙ． Ｉ ｓｔａｒｅ ａｔ *** ****， ａｎｄ ｓａｙ ｓｏｌｅｍｎｌｙ ｉｎｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｓｔ： ＂Ｔｉｔｔｅｒｓ．＂

Lina is snowman

Lina was horny and wanted to get Omni Knight's *** inside her. She **** that big **** untill it exploded. Lina's face looked like snowman's face. After **** shot lina wanted to get in to action. She bend over and Omni started to **** her. She **** and they ***** untill Dire's ancient destroyed. After the game they re-created party and went in to a game again. They had fun . Plz no copy

My body is ready

It's happening, my loins are burning, my nipples are hard, i gently take my ****out of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. I slowly start **** it up and down. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max usage of the precious Hand of midas, he's the top farmer, i start speeding up, faster and faster, i get impatient and start using both hands. Arteezy is now 6 sloted. Finally he joins the fight, solo, only him, 1v5. **** starts to go down

Good guy Streamer singsing

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2EZ4RTZ

 Hᴇʟʟᴏ Aʀᴛᴏᴜʀ, I ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴘᴏʀɴ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ Pɪᴘᴇʀɪɴᴏ Pᴜɴᴢɪɴɪ. Wᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ Asɪᴀ Aᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ "2EZ4RTZ". Asɪᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ Dʀᴏᴡ Rᴀɴɢᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴀʙ ʜᴇʀ ***ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ **** ʟᴇᴛs ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ **** ʜᴇʀ.

ZFG's cough

There's only so many times I'm going to listen to ZFG's fucking cough. Honestly, at this point, I'm over it. Seriously. It's disgusting, it's offensive to all 5 senses, and it's driving viewers away. ZFG's been bitching and moaning for a while now about his increasing irrelevancy. Hey, Earth to ZFG, it's your **** cough that is making people lose interest. Sort your **** out and stop **** coughing all over us.

Rated Gap Kids.

Phantom Lancer kneeled down and began to investigate Lina's *** ***. They were not as big as he liked but he still liked what he saw. Lina's fiery sweat dripped from her fine *** and she wiggled ***. She wanted more too. Lina moaned and *** herself, indicating that she was ready *** *** with the blue furry Lancer. Phantom Lancer *** his *** inside Lina's ***. As he kept moving, more Phantom Lancers appeared, receiving *** from Lina's tender hands for their ***. Bloodseeker watched by for the smell of blood. plz not kappachino pastarino?

Pretty girls get all the love

Hey pretty girl I have a (kind of) weird question. :3 I would like to grab some **** *** of **** ****. <3 I would then smear that **** over your **** and your whole body! I vow to lick all the ***** off your body and make you feel real good (K). I'd love to use some of the leftover ***** to brush my teeth with at night ;). Let me know what you think ^^ <3

CENSOR! CENSOR EVERYTHING!

 when a woman gets a ****, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ***** Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ****, elasticized **** with non-**** ***** collection tray , together with optional built in realistic ***** scream surround sound system, hes called a *****!!!