Got hungry and ate the box

One day, Doctor PPMD went to the grocery store to get some food. He got some mangos and peaches so he could feed his falcon. Before he checked out, he used his calculator to determine the price of the fruit. After checking out, he put the mangos, peaches, and calculator into his box, but on the way home he got hungry and ate the box. The end.

Copy pasta infects Smash community

No Zero don't do it said Mew2King. I have Marth and thats the only person I need. No, you must have me M2K. Said Zero. I shall wrap you with my scarf and take you to my homeland and wed you! But, said M2k. I don't love you, just Marth and Sheik. At hearing this Zero got a angry flare in his eye and said I will face you in a Match in melee, no items, Fox only final destination. If I win you marry me, if you win you marry Marth. A hearing this Jason got a little nervous but said okay. The end.