Hi zfg. Are you happy?

Hey zfg, I just came home from a long hard day at work expecting to enjoy myself moderating your chat and answering questions for your wonderful viewers, and i get greeted with nothing but spam. I dont think you realize this, but I volunteer to moderate this channel, and receive no monetary compensation for the hours of hard work that I put in slaving over my keyboard day after day. so knowing this, i want to ask chat one thing: are you happy with what you've done? are you happy that you broke a man such as myself? Please, no more copy pasterino cappuchino robert de niro.

that zfg is so fien

 ђเร ภค๓є เร zŦﻮ คภ๔ ђє l๏๏кร ร๏ ﻮ๏๏๔ ђє คlฬคאร ﻮ๏t ค ๒เtςђ คll ๏ภ ђเร ฬ๏๏๔ รקєє๔гยภรlเשє אєคђ tђคtร ђเร ђ๏๏๔ ﻮєttเภﻮ tђคt гยภ ןยรt lเкє ђє รђ๏ยl๔ ๔ค๓קє ฬђא א๏ย ค lเttlє รђเt ﻮเשє ๓є tђคt ђєคгtקเєςє Ŧเгรt tгא ๒เtςђ гภﻮ гภﻮ קlєครє ๒є ภเςє t๏ ๓є קlєครє ๔๏ภt гยเภ tђเร гยภ Ŧ๏г ๓є เ ภєє๔ tђє ฬ๏гl๔ гєς๏г๔ Ŧยςк ค ק๒ ภ๏ฬ ђ๏๏кรђ๏t א๏ยг ๒เtςђ ๏שєг tђเร ฬคא เ ฬเll รยקєгรlเ๔є เภt๏ ђєг קคภtร ฬђเlє เ ﻮєt קคเ๔ tฬเtςђ๒ยץ гคเภเภﻮ tђคt รђє รtคא รςгєค๓เภﻮ ๓א ภค๓є

Translation:

his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name

I dont like anything about what your doing

Mr. ZFG I don't like your stream at all. You are using glitches to destroy this amazing game. You seem very bored and the magic of zelda is gone from your spirit. Please stop glitching video games. If the developers wanted you to do what you do they would have told you about this! Glitching is cheating and if you don't stop glitching I'm gonna call the glitch police. My dad works for Nintendo and he is going to tell Miyamoto about this if you don't stop this glitching! It's like getting outside of the map in CoD and shooting people while you cannot be killed!! I have to stop watching because I don't want you to ruin my experience with this magical game! You'll be sorry when Nintendo gets their secret Illuminati to come and wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet!

What a sweet birthday present

ZFG drove back to his apartment in downtown Phoenix; he kicked off his large, sweaty shoes. It was his birthday. He proceeded to turn on the television and sit on the couch. And there he sat for several minutes. "*knock* *knock* *knock*" ZFG turns around, facing the door. "Who could it be?" he thinks to himself. He stood up and started walking towards the front door. He answers it. ZFG is shocked and amazed to see the figure of his ex-boyfriend, William "Pheenoh" McMeano. "Hey." Pheenoh says hastily, his eyes filled with tears. ZFG looked at him for a few seconds, grabbing Pheenoh by the shoulders, his eyes tearing up as well. "I...I missed you." They hugged passionately and ZFG invited Pheenoh into his apartment for some coffee and sex.

Chat is out of control

 ZFG I'm a Twitch employee and I'm stopping by to say your Twitch chat is out of control. I have received several complaints from your very own viewers that their chat experience is ruined because of constant Emote and Copypasta spamming. This type unacceptable by Twitch's standards and if your mods don't do something about it we will be forced to shut down your channel. Wish you all the best - Twitch

Zfg, there's 200 different copy pasta's telling you to do the same thing. Stop being a jerk.

You know ZFG, I think it's time you went back to your roots. I'm talking about OoT 100%. Look what happened when you switched to Twilight Princess. GG stopped streaming, and Ennopp went to OoT. What happened man? Also, you got that cough. Don't try to hide it that youre taking hits from the bong, we all know you're sick from withdrawal. ZFG, it's time...It's ocarina of time. Do 100%. Thanks ZFG

Just stop. Please.

ZFG, just stop the run. I can't stand to see you like this. It's clear your heart is not in it. Just go back to 100% please. It's your true calling and you seem so much more passionate about it.

You used to be awesome.

What's going on zfg? You used to be awesome, now you're just a washed up embarrassment to the speedrunning community. The run has only been going on for an hour, and you're already 7 minutes behind. You keep missing even the easiest tricks and you can't even play the songs correctly. You constantly miss skulltullas and heart pieces, and at this rate even Runnerguy could beat you in a race. Step up your game zfg, or you'll end up homeless and forgotten.

zfg is so sexy

his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name

Epona is truly majestic

ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.

Another reset

 Wow another reset, what a surprise. You know ZFG, I remember back in the days when you would actually finish runs all the way, but now all you do is reset after reset after reset! Is this a joke or something? How could you possibly have gotten worse at this game with how much you play it? I'm starting to think you're doing it just to piss us off! Either quit resetting or risk losing valuable fans!

Please, ZFG, quit speedrunning

 Hello ZFG. I’m from the future. A dreadful future where speedrunners are kept in cages, being forced to speedrun for the entertainment of others. All of this happened because of you. In a few months you will get a 4:20:00 OoT 100%. The chats response will be so overwhelming that the servers explode. Millions of lives are lost. I managed to escape from my cage and set out on a mission to stop this madness. When I pulled my sword out of Zeldo’s ass I travelled back in time. Please, ZFG, quit this category while you still can.

This is not the run

This is not the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is a joke. There's been tons of fuck ups everywhere, the sole reason he's ahead right now is due to his abomination of a previous run. He's also a complete and utter choker in intense situations and fucks up and every possible chance he gets. He. doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy streaming, the only reason he still streams is to get donations in order to pay for a roof over his sorry ass. He has no social life, all he does is stream all day and buy shitty materiel products with the money he earns from twitch. I can't believe he hasn't quit already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to speedrunning.

You are better than that

Cmon, ZFG.. I thought you were better than that. Glitching the game to the point of no return? Whats wrong with you? Every time you break the game a Shigeru Miyamoto cries. You are clearly a pessimist and a terrible person overall, if I see ever you streaming again, I swear to the Lord I will sub to your archnemesis, CosmoWright. I will do anything to support those against you, so watch your back

no1 is better than zombie

This chat is entirely full of garbage. All of these messages are completely mindless with no effort whatsoever to make intelligent conversation. It is to the point of sounding like a bunch of grade schoolers making bad jokes, truly embarrasing. I am not only disappointed, but deeply concerned. You are all better than this, why are you selling yourselves so short? From the relentless spamming of emoticons to the mindless and derranged copypastas, this chat is a truly vulgar symbol of the degeneration of out present society indeed.