How a redditor apologizes on the internet

Dear Kripp, I am a redditor. I wanted to say I'm sorry for harassing you. The truth is that I did those things because I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of your ability to win games at rank 18 and of your legend cardback.

Every time Kripp brofist

 Ｅｖｅｒｅ Ｔｉｍ Ｋｒｉｐｅ Ｂｒｏ Ｆｉｓｔ Ｉ Ｐｕｔ Ｂａｌｌｓ Ｏｎ Ｃｏｍｐｏｔｕｒ Ｓｃｒｅｎ． Ｍａｅｋ Ｋｒｉｐｅ Ｌｏｏｋ Ｇａｙ Ｈａｈａ Ｋｒｉｐｅ Ｔｏｕｃｈｂａｌｌｓ

The Ogrelord

I shudder as I feel a large hand moving up my thighs. I open my eyes and there he is. The ogrelord. KRIPP. I hug him so tight and press my erection against him. He places me on my stomach and inserts the Shrock into my anus. Pure bliss. I look into his eyes, and he says 'don't worry now aye? I'm ogre the moon for yeh'. Pls no copato pastado

RIP The Kripparian

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i remember when seeing The Female Barbarian's Face in my Twitch TV Followers List made me happy inside to see the Kripparrian streaming, and see him farm endless hours of D3 or PoE, but now I just think of that succubus girlfriends he has and all the s barking and NAZIS shouting, RIP The Kripparrian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A salty question

The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."

Naxx beta out!

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬　 　　　　　ＮＡＸＸ　ＢＥＴＡ　ＯＵＴ　▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Iɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ғʀᴇᴇ Nᴀxx ᴋᴇʏ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇᴛᴀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏɴ Kʀɪᴘᴘᴀʀɪᴀɴ's ᴘᴏʀɴʜᴜʙ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ (ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜʟɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ). Gᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏɴᴇ, ᴏɴʟʏ 463 ɴᴀxx ᴋᴇʏs ʟᴇғᴛ

At least mumble.

I don't get why Kripp has to have the personality of an unflushed toilet when he streams. At least when he's in mumble we can love to hate Cybrix. And a mumblebro or two spices things up. It gets old watching Kripp eat Greek food, mute his mic to kiss the succubus, and bitch about RNG.

Kripp Protects and Unites the Spammers~

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ! Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʀɪɢʜᴛ! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Prepare to die Kripparian

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ You RAPED her, you MURDERED her, you KILLED her children. Prepare to die Kripparian (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Kripp might have a life now

He may be slightly casual and has a life now but even with his popularity he still still keeps his stream aids free. There's no scrolling text, no epic memes, no pleading for subs and donations. The g2a and hyperX endorsement don't begin to compare to other streamers of the same popularity.

Campbells Tomato Paste CEO

(▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

Motorbike guy passing by

 Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， Ｍｏｔｏｒｂｉｋｅ Ｇｕｙ ｈｅｒｅ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＶＲＯＯＯＯＭ

Casualitis

ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ sᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴀᴄᴄᴇɴᴛ, "Hᴇ sᴜғғᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ Cᴀsᴜᴀʟɪᴛɪs, ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ sᴀʟᴛs ɪɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ." OJ ɪs ɪɴᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜᴍʙʟᴇ "Rᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙʀᴏ," ᴀɴᴅ "Wᴏᴡ," ɴᴜᴍᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴛɪᴍᴇs. A ᴘʀɪᴇsᴛ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴘs ᴀ ʙᴀɢ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪs ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Kʀɪᴘᴘ. Pᴀᴘᴘᴀʀɪɴ sᴀʏ "Dʀɪɴᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs," ᴀɴᴅ ᴏғғᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄɪɴᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ.

I'd love to support your stream in order to talk!

Hello Kripp, how are you doing? Alright? I hope you are, I always enjoy your stream but the constant spam can get a little annoying >< Have you thought about putting the chat in to sub-only mode? I would love to support you and the stream in order to talk! Please, let me know your thoughts on this.

Google wants their money.

Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon'

We want you to have fun

Kripp, Blizzard again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more foils. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!

Polish war veteran

i, my name Andrzej Waclawski, I'm Polish war veteran. In war of world 2 I lose right arm, never to grow back. My dream of become rank one superstar Polish Cardstone player make shattered forever. I like to get tip from the Kripp how I can become best Polish one arm player. Please no copytovski pasterovski

Originality

Here is how Kripp's chat works: If somebody writes something relativly long, they all get hooked on it, and start ctrl+c ctrl+v it all over the panel. It's like you all lack originality!

Crazy Kripp and Elephants

Ｗｈｅｎ  Ｋｒａｚｙ  Ｋｒｉｐｐ  ｅｎｔｅｒ  ｃｈａｔ，  ｍｙ  ｄｉｃｋ  ｂｅｃｏｍｅ  ｈａｒｄ  ａｓ  ｓｔｅｅｌ．  Ｉ  ｆｅｅｌ  ｍｙ  ｄｉｃｋ，  ｗｈｉｌｅ  ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ  ｔｈｅ  Ｋｒｉｐｐ  ｔａｋｅ  ｏｖｅｒ  ｃｈａｔ．  Ｉ  ｓｔｒｏｋｅ  ｔｈｅ  ｄｉｃｋ，  ｗｈｉｌｅ  Ｋｒｉｐ  ｓｌｏｗｌｙ  ｅｖｏｌｖｅｓ  ｉｎｔｏ  ｍｏｒｅ  ｃｒａｚｙ  ｅｌｅｐｈａｎｔ  ｄｉｃｋ  ｈａｔ  ｗｅａｒｉｎｇ  ｇｏｄ．  Ｂｅｆｏｒｅ  ｎｉｇｈｔｂｏｔ  ｅｎｄｓ  ｔｈｅ  ｓｈｏｗ，  ｉ  ｃｕｍ  ｔｏ  ｔｈｅ  Ｋｒｉｐｐ，  ａｃｃｅｐｔｉｎｇ  ｈｉｍ  ａｓ  ｍｙ  ｏｎｅ  ｔｒｕｅ  ｓａｖｉｏｒ．

Ignorance and Cybrix

Ｗｈｅｎ Ｃｙｂｒｉｘ Ｔａｌｋ， Ｍｙ Ｈａｎｄ Ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ Ｇｏ Ｔｏ Ｍｙ Ｅａｒｓ． Ｉ Ｈｅａｒ Ｉｇｎｏｒａｎｃｅ Ｉｎ Ｅｖｅｒｙ Ｓｅｎｔｅｎｃｅ Ａｎｄ Ｆｅｅｌ Ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ＇ｍ Ｈａｖｉｎｇ Ａｎ Ａｎｅｕｒｙｓｍ． Ａｌｌ Ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ Ｓｈｕｔ Ｔｈｅ Ｆｕｃｋ Ｕｐ