A simple and elegant statement to get modded

MOD ME I MOD FOR SODAPOPPIN

Hoping for a text :3

Hey Chance, it is me Samantha. We had math class together our senior year. Remember how goofy Mr Gilligan was? hahah. I never got to tell you how much I liked you back then. We have grown apart but I still think about you. I hope you have my number still. Send me a text sometime :3

Well, that escalated very quickly

Dear Chance, this is your Ex-Mods speaking. We had a great time, we went through thick and thin together, but now the time is over. We know where you live, and we will Kill you. Btw you are a ***.

Sodapoppin,AKA just another Twitch sellout.

Chance we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because customers will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Thief or Flappy Bird? Everything changed when you got a black friend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink soda anymore.