Sunken teeth

Tʜᴇ sᴜᴄᴄᴜʙᴜs ʜᴀs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sᴜɴᴋᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛʏ sᴋᴏʀɴ. Aʟʟ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪs ʟᴏsᴛ. 50 ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴘᴜᴘs sʟᴀᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ. ᴜɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ʜɪs & ʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀᴍ. sᴜʙ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢ2ᴀ sᴘᴏɴsᴏʀᴇᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇᴀᴡᴀʏs. Tʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ. Oɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Oʀᴇᴏ Hᴀᴍʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

New pair of pants

ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ One day, Fowtini decided to buy new pants. A good looking chap named Alkaizer was the clerk. He sensually whispered into her ear that she would look great in a pair of hexing pants, after which he pulled them off and kissed her furiously, whirlwinding her socket. They made love for hours, raising their Skorns. Afterwards he leapt into the night, and she never saw him again ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ

The Real Indian Story

Alkaizer was a little indian girl, but one day the "civilized" americans came with their skorns and manticores and killed alkaizers family before destroying their wigwams. Alkaizer was brought back to their big city were he was teached the ways of diablo 3 by the great master mr. miyagi which he also married. This is a true story and not worth copypasting.

The D.P.A.B.C.

 つ◕ل͜◕)つ Hello, is this one Mr. Michael Skorn, AKA Alkaizer? My name is Pepper Rohni. I'm with the D.P.A.B.C - Dutch Parents Against Booger Consumption. We're trying to shine more light on what we believe is a very serious problem with the Dutch youth of today. Having dealt with a Dutch guy on Twitch that partake in such behavior, we would love it if you could help us out. Contact us on this number: k5dj46 - And for the love of hexing pants, no copypastarino つ◕ل͜◕)つ

My face hurts and I'm cold

 I'ᴍ ʟʏɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ, ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ʜᴜʀᴛs ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴄᴏʟᴅ. A ᴡᴀʀᴍᴛʜ ɪs ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴍᴇ, I ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴇ. Iᴛ's Aʟᴋᴀɪᴢᴇʀ! I'ᴍ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ! Hᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴇᴀʀ: "Tʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ Sᴋᴏʀɴ" Hᴇ ɢʀᴀʙs ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀғᴜʟ sᴏғᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛs ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɴᴇᴇs. I ᴀᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ. I sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ғᴏʀ Aʟᴋᴀɪᴢᴇʀ. Hᴇ ᴘᴇɴᴇᴛʀᴀᴛᴇs ᴍᴇ. I ᴄᴀɴ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴍʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛ ᴛᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ. I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʜɪᴍ. Hᴇ ʀᴏᴀʀs ᴀ ᴍɪɢʜᴛʏ ʀᴏᴀʀ ᴀs ʜᴇ ғɪʟʟʟs ᴍʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʙᴏᴏɢᴇʀs.

So pretty

You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding skorns miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds skorns.

very poetic

Tʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ. Tʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ A. Tʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Aʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ. Iᴛ's sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ sʏᴍʙᴏʟ. ɪᴛ sʜᴏᴡs Aʟᴋᴀɪᴢᴇʀ's ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴇsᴛ - ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ. I ᴄʀɪᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀᴛɪᴍᴇ  

fury regen is amazin

ｗｈｅｎ　ａｌｋａｉｚｅｒ　ｓｔｒｅａｍ，　ｍｙ　ｅｙｅ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｒｙ　ｒｅｇｅｎ．　ｉ　ｗａｔｃｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｒｙ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ａｌｋａｉｚｅｒ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｗｅｌｌ　ｓｐｅｎｔ．